England’s happy and glorious champions

How they won the World Cup – properly this time.

Telford Vice / Melbourne Cricket Ground

THE weather was English for the T20 World Cup final at the MCG on Sunday, but not the cricket. The first sign of that was the eighth delivery of the match, which Babar Azam drove into the turf and towards the covers — where Sam Curran fielded and tossed the ball up lamely, softening the punchline of his own small joke.

Since when have England’s players had fun on the field? For a while now, actually. And their grown-up, intelligent approach clearly works. Along with becoming one of the most attacking teams and innovative teams, regardless of format, the English seem to take pleasure in going about their business. You could see that, too, in Moeen Ali sauntering to the crease, his bat slung over his shoulder like a fishing rod, with England 84/4 needing another 54 off 44.  

That’s not to say England don’t take matters seriously. Certainly, there was seriousness in Liam Livingstone’s threatened throw on the stumps after Shan Masood had hammered one of his off-breaks back to him via the pitch in the 11th. And 21 balls after Curren’s bit of harmless fakery, when splayed the stumps with the help of the inside edge of Mohammad Rizwan’s angled bat, he ripped a roar through his joy. 

But there’s a lightness of spirit about the way England play that other teams must envy; an absence of the old nonsense about international sport serving as some kind of proxy for geopolitics. They plainly enjoy what they’re doing. You might say that’s what happens when there is enough money, professionalism and stability in a system to insulate players from the rawer edges of the pressures others face.

Maybe that helps explain why Pakistan batted for most of their innings more like one of the other teams who wear green — the sorry South Africans who disappeared against the Dutch in Adelaide a week ago — than the side whose batters might have turned up on Sunday had India beaten England in their semi-final. That geopolitics nonsense has its uses: it could have served to fill the vacuum of intensity that befell the Pakistani batters.

Their powerplay of 39/2 was bang on average for the MCG in this tournament, and for what Pakistan had achieved in their other games in the competition. But it was slightly off the 46/2, give or take a decimal point or three, that teams had made against England in the World Cup.

The pitch, the same one used in Pakistan’s heart-breaking loss to India, was, like then, not a straightforward surface to bat on, especially against seam. It was also a better strip than suggested by Pakistan’s total of 137/8, which was comfortably lower than the other two scores they have made batting first. Only when Masood was sharing 39 off 24 with Babar and 36 off 25 with Shadab Khan was the innings imbued with anything like the required impetus.  

With Curran and Adil Rashid operating at less than a run a ball and taking 5/34 between them, and Ben Stokes having the dangerous but patchy Iftikhar Ahmed taken behind for a six-ball duck, Pakistan were always going to struggle to come up with a more competitive score. Only once in this tournament had a total as small or smaller been defended — by Zimbabwe, whose 130/8 proved enough to beat Pakistan by one run in Perth, and in the aftermath of the Pakistanis’ shattering defeat by India.

Not for the first time in Australia this past month, the crowd of 80,462 was overwhelmingly comprised of Pakistan supporters. The editorial in Sunday’s edition of the Melbourne Age, which examined cricket’s issues with racial and cultural differences in the country, went as far as to try to claim the Pakistani fans for Australia, even if only by dint of their opposition: “A sense of inclusion … ought to be extended tonight to the Pakistan team. After all, it’s the MCG and they’re playing against England.”

But it would take more than unofficial honorary citizenship to recast this match as some kind of ersatz white-ball Ashes contest, not with the way the game was going. The fans knew that, and were reduced to a worried burble for most of Pakistan’s innings. Only when Shaheen Afridi boomed an inswinger into Alex Hales’ stumps with the sixth ball of England’s reply did they rediscover their voice, which soared stirringly wherever their team have gone.

Would they need the rain, which had been forecast to fall heavily but had stayed above the thick blanket of grey cloud until the last over of Pakistan’s innings, to allow them to come back and shout another day? As in Monday, the reserve day, should each team not face at least 10 overs. 

The question never needed to be answered as the drizzle didn’t reach the tipping point. Happily so, because Pakistan found a way to compete. England had lost Hales and Phil Salt inside the fourth over with only 32 scored, but Jos Buttler kept the momentum in a forward gear by clipping 20 off 10. Then England’s captain was beaten five times in an over by Naseem Shah’s bristling seam bowling. But the English still made hay, with Buttler scooping Naseem’s other delivery over his shoulders for six. Another went for five wides down leg.

Haris Rauf did for Buttler in the next over with a catch behind, and suddenly England were 45/3. Would it be them who might need the drizzle? No. Because nobody rains on Stokes’ parade. He added 39 off 42 in a steadying stand with Harry Brook, and then put foot in a partnership of 47 off 33 with Moeen.     

Pakistan would be justified in wondering how the climax of the match might have played out had Afridi not injured himself in taking the catch, at long-off, that removed Brook in the 13th. Shadab Khan limited the damage to five runs in the over, and Naseem went for only two off the next. Rauf had conceded two before Stokes lashed the last ball of the 15th through the covers off the back foot for four. Back came Afridi, but he aborted his first delivery and left the field after bowling it at the second attempt. Iftikhar finished the over, and went for a dozen runs. England snuck ahead of the Duckworth/Lewis par score when Stokes cracked the penultimate delivery to the cover boundary for four. He launched the next ball over long-off for six, reducing the equation to 28 required off 24.

Moeen slammed three fours off Mohammad Waseem in the 17th, swinging the equation further in England’s favour: 12 required off 18. Six were needed off 10 when Moeen played on to Waseem’s yorker, but it hardly mattered. Stokes creamed a four through the covers two balls later to reach 50 off 47, and two deliveries after that he sealed the five-wicket win with a single to midwicket and with an over to spare.

Maybe the English hadn’t expected to be tested after they held Pakistan to their mediocre total, but they were. And they passed that test handsomely to claim victory far more convincingly than in the 2019 ODI World Cup final against New Zealand at Lord’s — when they were awarded the trophy on the dubious basis of a boundary count.

On Sunday they were indeed worthy champions. Better than that, they had fun proving their superiority. That doesn’t matter as much as winning, but it should.

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Any colour you want at the SCG, as long as it’s green

Aussies don’t think about cricket at this time of year, in the same way some people don’t think about roast turkey until Christmas.

Telford Vice / Sydney Cricket Ground

UNTIL Kane Williamson loomed on screens around the ground upon winning the toss, you might have been in the dark about the identity of Pakistan’s opponents. There was plenty of vivid, vibrant, visible green — shirts, flags, face paint – near the gates hours before the match, and in due course it flowed into the stands. Black or grey? Not so much.

Certainly, the Sydney Morning Herald didn’t do much to ensure people knew there was a big game in their ’hood. A passing reference in Wednesday’s edition was made in a piece on how Australia might address their problems, quoting Matthew Hayden — Pakistan’s mentor — speaking at a “a T20 World Cup press conference previewing tonight’s semi-final against New Zealand at the SCG”.

And that was that. Would a knockout match in a global tournament in any other country be all but ignored because the hosts’ team hadn’t been good enough to reach the play-offs? Perhaps. Or maybe the paper was catering to a readership who didn’t seem that interested in the competition even when Australia were in the mix. 

There’s a theory that the Aussies don’t think about cricket at this time of year, in the same way that some people don’t think about roast turkey until Christmas. Australians also think of pavlova in December. Surely that’s Pavlovian?

Pakistanis wouldn’t understand these strange tendencies. Their passion for cricket burns bright year-round, and is focused on their beloved team — who reinvented themselves in the space of seven days after losing, cruelly, to India and, unthinkably, to Zimbabwe by beating South Africa at this very venue. The South Africans didn’t do much for the tournament, but by allowing Pakistan to recover from 43/4 and 95/5 to 185/9, and then floundering to a reply of 108/9, they helped them rekindle their fire. Good job: far rather a rising Pakistan in the semis than a discombobulating South Africa.

The warm-ups — Pakistan’s replete with three large national flags planted into the outfield — were backgrounded by a constant and growing burble of expectation. By the time the superfluousness of the anthems had been wearily observed, and Shaheen Afridi was finally gliding like a hawk through the shadows that shrouded the ground to bowl the first ball to Finn Allen, the stands were a veritable forest of green. Soon, the trees were talking. Or rather roaring their support in a towering tornado of urgent noise.

So you had to feel sorry for Marius Erasmus when he was proved wrong to have given Allen out leg-before to Afridi’s second delivery. When Erasmus raised his finger again after the next ball, for the same appeal, and had his decision confirmed electronically, you couldn’t do anything but admire his unflappability. It seems not all South Africans melt under pressure.

Sunset around the SCG prompts hundreds of birds to set a course to roost for the night. They fly far beyond the ground’s western boundaries, but not far enough to escape forming part of the pageant: a golden sky speckled with the silhouettes of creatures moving elegantly above, a heaving, singing, shouting, jubilating mass of green-clad people below, and a cricket ground that has retained enough of what it should be, thanks to the towers, swooning roofs and twirly iron work on the Members’ and Ladies’ pavilions to the west, to give the scene a hug in a way that mere stadiums cannot.

Even if you weren’t a Pakistan supporter or a ridiculously outnumbered New Zealand fan; if you were a disinterested Australian, or even a South African who was, justifiably, spitting with rage at that damned team and will be for years to come, you had to gape in appreciation. Cricket is a beautiful game.

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Lemonade, losses and lies: behind the Boucher brouhaha

“If I had to worry about public opinion I probably would have hanged myself a long time ago.” – Mark Boucher

Telford Vice | Cape Town

THERE’S a reason the breadless sandwich never caught on. And the perforated umbrella. Same applies to the square-wheeled bicycle. Similarly, the team South Africa were able to field against Pakistan is in the league of ideas whose time have yet to come.

As if sacrificing five key players to the Indian Premier League (IPL) after two of the seven matches wasn’t handicapping enough, they lost their captain to injury for the last four games and their most in form batter for two of them.

You can measure your depth in such circumstances but you cannot expect victory. So played seven, won two is a fair and predictable reflection against a side bristling with threats like Babar Azam, Fakhar Zaman, Mohammad Rizwan, Hasan Ali and Shaheen Shah Afridi. Take those players out of Pakistan’s XI and see how they fare.

Even so, it’s Mark Boucher’s job to make lemonade from the lemons he has been given. And they aren’t bad lemons. Aiden Markram reeled off a hattrick of half-centuries in the T20Is, where Lizaad Williams took seven wickets and added plenty of zest, and George Linde burnished his allrounder credentials. But the lemonade they made, now that’s another matter.

“Although we lost as a team there were some fantastic individual performances we can be very proud of,” Boucher told an online press conference on Friday after Pakistan clinched a T20I series in South Africa for the first time. “We can see the next group of players are a little bit rough around the edges. They perform well in certain pockets of the game. But in international cricket you’ve got to have more of an allround, polished game in order to win.

“We’ve lost a couple of series. There’s been reasons for that. I’m not going to make any excuses. We’ve still got to try and win with whatever side we put out on the park. It has been quite tough but there’s a lot of positives. I’ve got a fair idea of the enlarged squad we can look at. I’m pretty sure every player in that squad will be able to match international standards.”

All well and good, but this goes deeper than that. South Africa were in trouble long before Quinton de Kock, David Miller, Kagiso Rabada, Lungi Ngidi and Anrich Nortjé left for the IPL, and before Temba Bavuma and Rassie van der Dussen were injured.

There’s a narrative seeping through South African cricket that this is chiefly Boucher’s fault. Since he was appointed coach in December 2019 his team have lost eight of 11 series across the formats. That is an unimpeachable fact, but the bigger truth is that South Africa have been on the skids since the 2019 World Cup. Including that tournament, they have won only 16 of their last 45 completed matches. Or two of 14 series, if we include the World Cup.

And who has been the coach who has presided over those victories, South Africa’s sole successes in almost two years? Boucher. You won’t hear that, or any objective view of the performance of Ottis Gibson and Enoch Nkwe, the coaches who came before him, in the deluge of dishonesty that is being poured, disingenuously, over Boucher’s head. That wouldn’t fit the conspiracy theory that he was appointed solely because Graeme Smith is his big mate, and is being exposed as unfit for the job. Indeed, Boucher is the worst thing to happen to South African cricket since forever. It might be worth asking these people who really killed JFK, or who stands to gain the most from vaccinating the global population against Covid-19. Then again, maybe not. They would shout only one answer: “Boucher!” 

The flags were flying at half-mast from these faulty ivory towers again on Friday, when Boucher’s press conference — publication of which was originally embargoed to 9.30am (IST) on Saturday — was pushed back to 8.30pm (IST). This was done at the request of reporters writing for Sunday newspapers, who hoped to have something fresher for their publications than comments that would be stale by the time their papers hit the streets. But no sooner had the embargo been changed than the reason for that happening was fictionalised on social media as some sort of official attempt to shield Boucher from criticism. The post was taken down, though without apology or explanation. And an untruth made it halfway around the world before the truth got its pants on.     

The hate — and it is nothing short of hate — directed Boucher’s way is entwined with South Africa’s poisoned race politics. He is white, as is Smith. Most of the criticism coming their way emanates from black and brown quarters. South Africa have been poor in all three disciplines against Pakistan, but it seems only Boucher is to blame. Charl Langeveldt and Justin Ontong, the bowling and fielding coaches, have somehow escaped having their abilities questioned. Both are brown.

Other South Africans regards themselves, wholly erroneously, as the start and end of the game’s authentic establishment. They do so in much the same way as the MCC used to think it owned cricket. They are, in their own lunchtimes, gatekeepers pushing back against barbarian tendencies. They look straight past the losses South Africa have racked up under Boucher — maybe because it’s difficult to see straight when you’re rolling your eyes at the noisy infidels — and will not abide any questioning of Smith’s suitability as director of cricket. They are white.

Boucher is caught in this colour coded crossfire. “If I had to worry about public opinion I probably would have hanged myself a long time ago,” he said. “The pressure is going to be there no matter what. When you get to this level you must expect that. If you can’t handle it maybe you get out of the kitchen.”

So it serves him well that he is two steps ahead of both his haters and his hero worshippers: no-one is harder on Boucher than Boucher. “I take a massive amount of responsibility, and I should,” he said. “I don’t shy away from it. I’m extremely hurt at the moment, as is the rest of my management and coaching staff. We’ve put in a lot of hard work. But there’s no panic for me yet. I do understand we have been given some trying circumstances, and we will continue to put in the hard work. I’ll go back home now. I’ll sit around with my family for a while. After a week or so I’ll get back into it and be training with the guys and try to get them better.”

Boucher should use some of his break to find a better answer to why Kyle Verreynne isn’t getting more gametime despite the batting unit’s struggles. Verreynne was part of both the ODI and T20I squads but he played in only one ODI, and scored 62. In his two innings before that, for the Cobras in first-class matches, he made 216 not out and 109. To explain his omission with “he was selected as a back-up wicketkeeper”, as Boucher has done, is not good enough. It’s also unacceptable that the absence from the attack of Andile Phehlukwayo, who played in all four T20Is but bowled only four overs, is ascribed to a lack of confidence. How does it help his confidence that he is on the field but not bowling? Questions like these need to be asked and answered honestly, not through prisms of prejudice.     

South Africa will gather again on May 28 for a three-day camp before they depart for the Caribbean to play two Tests and five T20s. Dates have yet to be confirmed, but by then the IPL will be out of the way and all existing injuries should be resolved. “We always earmarked this West Indian trip as when our full squad needs to be together and when we start learning how to play with each other, and learning different aspects of each others’ games.”

They should teach each other to juggle. That’s something else you can do when life gives you lemons.

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