For the game, the whole game and nothing but the game

“There were too many whites involved in a short period of time. Was it procedurally unfair? Not at all. Did a black board approve it? Yes, they did.” – Jacques Faul

Telford Vice | Cape Town

IT’S not a witch-hunt after all. Nor is it a platform for hearing the views of some of the people all of the time. It isn’t biased, uncaring or lacking in empathy for any of those concerned. It’s CSA’s Social Justice and National-Building (SJN) project, and this week it has proved that it exists to serve the game, the whole game and nothing but the game.

The first round of SJN hearings, from July 5 to August 6, necessarily dealt with testimony from people who alleged they had been victims of racism since cricket in South Africa was supposedly unified in 1991. Their anger and hurt was palpable, and led to tears being shed on the witness stand.

Cricket has been played in the country since the first years of the 19th century, and for most of the ensuing time by people of all races. But the SJN was the game’s first honest look in the mirror. The reflection wasn’t pretty. South Africans didn’t so much see the inner workings of a sport as they saw another tumour in their sick society. Cricket, like everything else, had been diseased by racism — even after the defeat, at the ballot box, of racism as the law of the land. Apartheid was dead. Long live apartheid.

But black and brown people exposing injustice, while vital for their own healing and for denying whites their crutch of denial, was never going to start the difficult dialogue on race so sorely lacking in all areas of life in South Africa. Mark Boucher’s written submission, dated August 9, was the vanguard voice from the other side. He admitted his failings, apologised and laid out how he was trying to improve the present to help build a better future.

Even so, the coldly legal tone of Boucher’s affidavit — inevitable given the quasi-legal setting of the SJN hearings — allowed his most irrational critics to parse the phrases they didn’t like from those they chose to ignore and to rage still more loudly.

That was no surprise. Given the toxicity of cricket’s nascent race discussion, simply writing to the SJN will only give the vexed — particularly the cynically vexed — more ammunition with which to dominate the conversation. There is, as there is for most things that need doing well, no viable substitute for turning up in person or at least electronically. If you can’t look into someone’s eyes when they’re telling you what they say is the truth, how do you decide whether they are telling the truth?

That said, pitching up, either in the flesh or on a screen, does not seem an option for Boucher. He was in Ireland with his team when the hearings started and, if they adhere to their current schedule, he will be at the T20 World Cup until after they conclude. Contrary to what some might want us to believe, finding a few free hours to talk to the SJN while you’re trying to win a tournament is far easier said than done. The haters are no doubt relieved at that: the last thing they need is for the totem of their abhorrence to prove himself human despite all allegations to the contrary.

But Graeme Smith, another figure with a target on his back, has no excuse for not testifying. After this week, he should also not need convincing that appearing before the SJN is the only way to defend himself with integrity. And, by doing so, call the bluff of those who would seek to rubbish him at every turn.

Proof of that was delivered in the space of 24 hours, starting with the testimony of Mohammed Moosajee, the former long-term manager and doctor of South Africa’s men’s team, on Wednesday afternoon. He was followed by former selection convenor Linda Zondi, and, on Thursday morning, by former CSA acting chief executive Jacques Faul. All had been accused of wrongdoing, to varying degrees, in the first round of hearings. And all were able to refute, with solid evidence, many of the claims made against them. They also owned up to their roles in the problems cricket had stumbled into. Most importantly, they sketched the complexities of realities that hitherto had been painted in starkly simplistic terms.

Here’s Moosajee on the touchiest subject of all: “In my view the targets or quotas gave opportunities to people of colour, and many of them proved that they could be world-class performers on the international stage. Examples include Makhaya Ntini, Herschelle Gibbs, Ashwell Prince, Hashim Amla, Vernon Philander, Kagiso Rabada, and Lungi Ngidi. They were undoubtedly good enough, but they may not have been given the necessary opportunities if it was not for the quotas or targets.

But there were also “unintended consequences” in trying to remedy racism in this way: “Certain players become ‘undroppable’ because their inclusion in a team is necessary to meet the quotas or targets. A few of these players allowed their fitness levels to wane and were guilty of disciplinary misdemeanours, but these misdemeanours went unpunished because there were concerns that the quotas or targets would not be met.”

Zondi spoke of working hard to engineer opportunities for black and brown players who had been unfairly overlooked, only for some of those players to spurn their chance: “[Imran] Tahir was dominating and, for future purposes, we needed a spinner who could bat and bowl. But [Aaron] Phangiso wasn’t playing red-ball cricket for the Lions. The South Africa A side was in India at the time [in 2015] and I asked Phangiso to play for them. To my surprise, he turned the offer down. We took a different player into the South Africa A side and he ended up playing for the Test team.” That player was Keshav Maharaj, now South Africa’s first-choice Test spinner.

Faul rued the whiter shade of pale CSA’s top brass showed to South Africans in December 2019, when he took office and Smith became director of cricket. Smith appointed Boucher, which prompted the demotion of Enoch Nkwe, who is more qualified than Boucher and had served as interim coach. Boucher signed Jacques Kallis and Paul Harris as consultants. Black and brown outrage, stoked by the suspension days earlier of Thabang Moroe as CSA chief executive, duly followed.

“The optics were totally wrong,” Faul said. “We should have been politically more sensitive; it’s something I regret. We should have been emotionally more intelligent around that. We struggled to fully anticipate the outcry and it was a huge outcry. We didn’t anticipate that we would be viewed as a white takeover. If I knew that this was going to be the sequence of events, I would not have taken the job.”

But those white people hadn’t appointed themselves: “Out of nine board members at the time there were seven people of colour. There was only one objection and that was to the duration the coaching staff would be appointed. [Former board member] Angelo Carolissen objected to the duration because Mr Smith only signed for four months [initially] and he was appointing people for a three-year period. [Former board member] Stephen Cornelius said it is best practice to appoint them for that duration. The appointment of all of that staff happened more or less the same way and was approved by the board.

“The appointments that were made for cricketing reasons, but I admit we got it wrong. There were too many whites involved in a short period of time. Was it procedurally unfair? Not at all. Did a black board approve it? Yes, they did. Should they have been wiser? I think so. We should have been smarter.”

There was far more where that came from. The wilder conspiracy theories wielded like flamethrowers by previous witnesses were doused by the inflammable infallibility of fact and logic. But, mostly, Moosajee, Zondi and Faul concerned themselves with the seriousness of leaving cricket in a better state than that in which they found it. As importantly, the SJN ombud, Dumisa Ntsebeza, protected the space in which they wrestled with that responsibility and showed their efforts due respect. 

No-one who has yet appeared at the SJN can claim they have not been properly and fairly heard. So what’s stopping others from answering the charges that have been made against them? Irredeemable guilt is one answer. Another is that they don’t care, and that’s far worse.

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Graeme Smith takes guard for a long innings at CSA

“Hopefully nobody involved in sharing their stories has agendas and wants to be part of the solution and create a better environment.” – Graeme Smith

TELFORD VICE | Cape Town

YOU can take the cricketer out of Graeme Smith, but good luck taking Graeme Smith out of cricket. Even so, when an advisory arrived shortly before nine o’clock on Friday night that he would hold a press conference at half-past noon on Saturday, imaginations leapt: was he about to announce his resignation as CSA’s director of cricket after not quite eight months in the job?

That conclusion was within easy reach for anyone who has kept abreast of cricket news in South Africa during those not quite eight months. If Smith wasn’t accused of appointing his mates to important positions, he was said to have been improperly appointed himself, and of being dumb, deaf and blind to racism in the South Africa team he captained.

To believe this narrative uncritically is to assume that cricket in the country was a step away from perfect. All it needed was the right person as director of cricket. And that person was not Smith. Closer to the truth is that the game was careening towards catastrophe before his appointment in December. Months of hopelessly inept, often destructive administration under CSA’s chief executive, the now suspended Thabang Moroe, had taken the game to the brink of disaster. Cricket is still deep in the woods, but the suits’ wrecked relationship with the players has been restored and new sponsors are being signed to replace those that walked away.

But the anti-Smith brigade will have none of that. To them, all that matters is that Moroe is black and Smith is white — as are acting chief executive Jacques Faul, head coach Mark Boucher, and batting and spin consultants Jacques Kallis and Paul Harris. The finger-pointers are far less likely to mention that assistant coach Enoch Nkwe, bowling coach Charl Langeveldt, fielding coach Justin Ontong and the rest of the national team’s support staff are black and brown. Because that doesn’t fit the narrative that Smith’s very presence is proof of an evil plot to roll back transformation. This skewed version appears regularly, on and between the lines, in the media and is often fuelled by details — some of which have been proven as untrue — that seem to come from inside CSA’s offices and committees. Did that make Smith feel unfairly targetted?

“Referring to some of the articles around appointments — my appointment and the appointment of the staff — I think those are extremely unfair,” he said. “I feel there is a slight agenda with some things that are being said. But, internally, with all these leaked documents and trying to create stories in the media, certainly I do feel there is a plan at play at times. But I’ve got to come back to my value system and why I got involved in this job.

“CSA courted me for a while. I went through the same interview process as everybody else in getting the job. I actually turned it down; I tried to not be a part of it. And when I got involved in December it was absolute chaos in South African cricket. There was zero trust with anyone within the organisation.

“I got involved because I’ve got cricket at heart. I feel that I can add value to the game … I’m a cricket person. That’s why I got involved. I feel like, at times, that gets messed with because of all the other stuff that’s going on around the scenes. I don’t feel like I’ve been perfect in this job. I don’t feel like I’m going to get everything right. But my intentions are good. My value systems are good. I know that. And I want to be part improving the game.

“If there’s other people who feel that there’s better people for this position then they must tell me. I’m by no means hungry to stay in this position for the rest of my life. I’ve got other opportunities that I enjoy and want to be a part of. But my goal is to hopefully be a part of creating a better CSA.

“I do feel that at the moment there’s an element that’s pulling in a lot of different directions. There’s a lot of maybe internal agendas at play. I’d like to align some of this stuff going forward, in particular from a cricket perspective. That’s my major role and I’d like to get back to performing that role.

“I can understand where people are coming from, but I think this narrative of a clique taking over is really unfair. I was appointed by a really vigorous process. There were mainly black African people in my interviews. I didn’t appoint myself. By no means did I fight to be in this position. 

“If you asking me whether Jacques Kallis was one of the best batting coaches and batting cricketers we’ve ever had, I’d tell you yes. Do I feel he has a role to play in South African cricket? Jeez, it would be stupid of us not to involve our most successful cricketer, and the batting experiences he could bring to our young batters.

“Some of the stuff being leaked can only be from parties within the organisation, and that’s disappointing. It doesn’t help cricket. It doesn’t help us build relationships. It doesn’t help us put our right foot forward. We spend more time talking about these other things instead of the game of cricket. I would like to be part of letting cricket talk going forward. Hopefully, with all these things behind the scenes, we can all be pulling in the right direction to make that happen and to put the best part of our game and the organisation going forward. It certainly does feel that there are people within these positions with ulterior motives.”

Many would have cut their losses and found different ways to fill their days and pay their bills. But not many are appointed Test captain at 22. Even fewer survive that level of heat for almost 11 years, while opening the batting, no less, and do so well enough to take their team to the top of the world rankings. Unless Smith is sacked he will go on his own terms and in his own time. And another thing …

“I really would like the opportunity to engage and be a part of the solution …”

“Hopefully nobody involved in sharing their stories has agendas and wants to be part of the solution and create a better environment …”

“I feel that I can be part of the solution in terms of working with CSA and the players to help get us to perform well again, to help us financially, to bring my relationships and thinking and to share that with people …”

“I keep having to revisit why I got involved, and that’s to really want to improve South African cricket and be part of the solution …”

“We’ve got to own and listen and be a part of the solution …”

“You want to be part of the solution …”

“We should all be and want to be a part of the solution …”

Those quotes all belong to Smith, and all of them — some of which are repeated in context below — came during not quite 40 minutes on Saturday. The man is intent on finding solutions, geddit. Happily for him, CSA aren’t short of problems.

“In my conversations about why [Makhaya Ntini] ran to the ground his explanations to me were different at the time. He never expressed anything different to me.” – Graeme Smith

One of them is that Faul, as competent and steady a hand on the tiller as can be found anywhere in sport, is set to leave CSA on September 15. What might that do to Smith’s resolve to stay on? “It doesn’t affect why I got involved, and that’s to put cricket straight and to try improve CSA as an organisation,” Smith said. “It’s why I fearfully got involved December, amongst all the chaos back then, and the previous months of talking to Thabang and various other [board] members. My commitment is still there to want to do good in South African cricket and to move forward with whoever the leadership’s going to be post Jacques and at board level.”

Ah, yes: the board, the real villains of the piece, who claim credit they don’t earn and are quick to shirk blame when wheels they have loosened fall off. An annual meeting looms on September 5, but there is little chance of CSA ending up in better custodial hands. Why would Smith subject himself to an operations office where cannibals roam and a board that would struggle to find its own pulse unless it was being paid to do so?

“When times are tough you do ask yourself a lot of questions,” Smith said. “I can tell you that life was a lot more simple as a broadcaster. I feel that I had a successful career. I was played a huge role in South African cricket’s success over the years, and it was sad to see South African cricket fall off that perch. That’s why I got involved. When times are tough you’ve got to revisit. It’s very easy to get caught in the noise; the chaos around you, the emotion.

“I keep having to revisit why I got involved, and that’s to really want to improve South African cricket and be part of the solution. When I joined in December it was chaotic. It’s feeling chaotic again. I try and understand what the motive is for these internal leaks. What is the end game? What are people trying to create? It’s sad, because the only thing that suffers is our game and the future of our game. That’s why I’m here. But it does raise question marks about whether you can achieve in this role and be successful in it.

“I was fortunate or unfortunate that I captained for a long time, so I’ve formulated ways of dealing with the stress and the public pressure that come with being in a high-profile job.

“I really do believe that there are a lot of good people in CSA, especially at staff level. Within cricket services there are some amazing people who work extremely hard, who have the right intentions.

“The current player group is young and need work. We need to develop a strong performance environment again. But there are some really good people there who want to do well. It’s fantastic to be a part of that. That’s what you’ve got to try and remind yourself of.

“The people within the organisation who have ulterior motives, hopefully that’ll come to the fore and they’ll be found out. I’ve been surprised at a lot of the good people at staff level within CSA who only want good for the game and are prepared to work for it. Sometimes that’s overshadowed by a lot of the stuff that’s going on.”

On top of all that, cricket in South Africa has been slammed by the twin tornadoes of the coronavirus pandemic and the Black Lives Matter movement. The first has affected CSA in much the same way as it has every other administrative body, but the second has had special resonance in a society that wrote racism into the laws of the land until 1994. The crippling legacy of almost 350 years of de facto and legislated apartheid won’t be undone for decades, perhaps centuries. The frustration that truth has generated helps fuel the disgust at Smith’s unbearable whiteness and has helped opportunists aim low blows at him. But it is just as true that Smith was a beneficiary of apartheid, a privilege he was born into like every other white South African. Thus he has work to do on his wokeness.

“Maybe sometimes it’s an awareness thing,” he said. “I came in as a young player and I was a young captain, and if I think back, culturally we weren’t the strongest environment. But as time went on, particularly from 2008 onwards, we became a really strong team. In 2010, the stuff we did [at the national squad’s culture camp] was a real opportunity to sit and listen — to different backgrounds, upbringings, people’s different walks of life — and work that into an environment where everyone feels included.

“Certainly, I was never aware and was never made aware [of black and brown players’ struggles to fit into the team’s dynamic]. As far as I was aware there were always channels people could talk to in management; the CEO or president. But obviously players didn’t feel that way. That is an awareness thing and something we’ve got to look back on and hopefully improve on going forward; the ability to listen to these players now and the challenges that they faced. Hopefully nobody involved in sharing their stories has no agendas and wants to be part of the solution and create a better environment.”

The most prominent testimony in this regard has come from Makhaya Ntini, South Africa’s first black African player and a veteran of 101 Tests, who said he preferred to run to and from the ground rather than take the team bus because of the loneliness he experienced. Fellow players, he said, would not sit next to him and avoided asking him to join them for dinner. Ntini played 284 matches for South Africa across the formats. Smith was his captain in 167 of them.

“I was very taken aback by ‘Mackie’s’ stuff,” Smith said. “Having played with ‘Mackie’ I never thought of him as a silent person. When I got into the environment he was a senior player already. In my conversations about why he ran to the ground his explanations to me were different at the time. He never expressed anything different to me. Culturally, I can imagine … being the only black African from his walk of life, it must have been tough.

“Maybe an awareness around that is something that I didn’t have. I’ve certainly considered that. In 2010, when we opened the channels for sharing in the culture camp we had, that became a real and powerful experience for me. Some elements really surprised me. We’ve got to own and listen and be a part of the solution. Some aspects certainly caught me off guard.

“I feel normal with ‘Mackie’. We had an open discussion. We listened, we shared; there are certainly no hard feelings at all. It’s about being able to hear each other, talk to each other, communicate and find a way forward. I feel like myself and ‘Mackie’ have done that. There’s no issues between us.”

Ntini’s experience, and that of several other black and brown players, has prompted CSA to establish the Social Justice Nation Building project. What will it do?   

“The initial thing is to listen,” Smith said. “It’s a real opportunity to have open conversation, to listen to everyone talk, to understand everyone’s thoughts and ideas around the process. A number of things that have come out have been surprising. The most important thing is that we’ve got to create an environment in which everyone feels safe to communicate in.

“The thing that has surprised me the most is that there were players in the past who never felt that they had a voice or could feel comfortable enough to communicate. As part of my role and my department’s role, we’re going to have a very big influence on how things move forward. I really would like the opportunity to engage and be a part of the solution.”

For better or worse, but never with indifference, Smith is part of South African cricket. Best that all of his compatriots, his supporters as well as his detractors — fair as well as unfair, opportunistic and honourable alike — get used to that. Resign his position? Not even close.

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CSA mull response to Black Lives Matter

“We need to figure out how we can be effective about it as well, also authentic, and spread the messages that are meaningful to us as South Africans.” – Graeme Smith on CSA’s pending Black Lives Matter stance.

TELFORD VICE | Cape Town

SOUTH Africa carries more resonance for Black Lives Matter (BLM) than most countries, but cricket here has yet to decide how to add its voice to the overarching global debate. After Lungi Ngidi made plain his feelings of support for the movement, Graeme Smith said the practicalities needed to be finalised.

The England and West Indies players wore BLM logos on their collars and took a knee before the first ball was bowled in their Test Series, which started in Southampton on Wednesday. Umpires Richard Kettleborough and Richard Illingworth — effectively the ICC’s official representatives on the field — did likewise. The Windies’ players wore black gloves on their raised right fists as they knelt, echoing the human rights salute US Olympians Tommie Smith and John Carlos gave as they stood on the podium in Mexico City in 1968.

Those measures would no doubt have met with Ngidi’s approval. He was asked during an online press conference on Monday whether South Africa’s players would back BLM, and replied: “That’s definitely something that we will discuss once we are together in person. We have spoken about it and everyone is well aware of what’s going on. It’s a difficult one because we are not together, so it’s hard to discuss. But once we get back to playing that is definitely something we have to address as a team.

“As a nation as well, we have a past that is very difficult because of racial discrimination. So it’s definitely something we will be addressing as a team and if we are not, it’s something I will bring up. It’s something that we need to take very seriously and, like the rest of the world is doing, make a stand.”

At another online presser, on Wednesday, director of cricket Smith answered a question on the matter by saying: “We are very aware of what’s going on around the world and of our role at CSA [Cricket South Africa]. Lungi answered it very well when he said we are all in our own little pockets, and I think it’s important that in the future we all come together and figure out how we can play our role in the BLM movement; how we can be effective in doing that.

“My belief in these things is that it’s important to have buy-in and that of everyone invested in it as well, and I have no doubt that will be the case. But the discussion in each team environment and as CSA about how we handle it going forward is important.

“We do have the 3TC approaching on Mandela Day, where we are doing a lot for charity, and that will be our first occasion with the BLM movement. But as far as our iconic men’s and women’s teams are concerned there needs to be discussion.

“We’re discussing various ways of handling it. The kit has gone to print already. We need to figure out how we can be effective about it as well, also authentic, and spread the messages that are meaningful to us as South Africans. And how that affects us on a daily basis.”

South Africa’s players have not been in the dressingroom together since March 12 in Dharamsala, where the first of what were to have been three T20s against India was washed out. The rest of the tour was called off shortly afterwards because of the coronavirus pandemic.

Something like cricket will return on July 18 — which would have been Mandela’s 102nd birthday — when three teams of eight players will play a single match of 36 overs in Centurion in a new format called 3TC that has been devised by Paul Harris, a South African banker. Proceeds from the Solidarity Cup, which organisers hope will reach USD177,000, will go to charity.

The venture was met with derision because of its complicated rules and novelty, but it will take a great leap towards respectability if it treats BLM with due seriousness. While logos on shirts seem unlikely, a few on the outfield, for instance, would make a significant impact.

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Is 3TC saga part of cricket’s wider malaise?

“This document was maliciously sent to journalists to discredit CSA its employees, and, in particular, Mark Boucher.” – CSA on claims that Boucher is a 3TC shareholder.

TELFORD VICE | Cape Town

THEORIES that Graeme Smith and Mark Boucher are founders and shareholders in the company that owns 3TC, the new format that could be used to restart cricket in the country, have been hotly denied and could become a police matter.

Smith and Boucher played 93 Tests together and are now Cricket South Africa (CSA) employees. Their involvement in separate projects directly linked to their positions would have the potential to create conflicts of interest — especially if money is a factor.

A planning document is circulating that lists Boucher, the coach of South Africa’s men’s team, among eight people each described as a “3TC founder/shareholder”. The name of Smith, CSA’s director of cricket, is also on the list but without a designated role in the company. Even so, he has been described in various conversations as a 3TC shareholder.

But CSA and 3TC are adamant that Smith and Boucher do not have active roles in 3TC. CSA concede both were involved in devising the format’s concept, which they declared to CSA, but that does not constitute a conflict.

Consequently, CSA are considering lodging a case of crimen injuria, a crime under South African common law defined as an act of “unlawfully, intentionally and seriously impairing the dignity of another”. Not that it is apparent who the charge might be laid against.

“CSA has established the existence of and are in the possession of a fraudulent document claiming that Mark Boucher is a shareholder of 3TC cricket,” a CSA release on Tuesday said. “This information is incorrect, and it is emphatically pointed out that Mark Boucher is not a director of this company. This document was maliciously sent to journalists to discredit CSA its employees, and, in particular, Mark Boucher. We will launch an internal investigation into the origin of this false and fraudulent document and will also lay criminal charges.

“It is very important that the person/s who act with the intent of harming cricket are exposed and rooted out of the game. We will leave no stone unturned to make sure that the malicious perpetrators face the full might of the law.

“[3TC chief executive] Francois Pienaar … has confirmed that Mark is not a director and that no other CSA employee is in any way associated with 3TC. Pienaar welcomes any forensic investigation into this initiative, should there be a need for anyone to look into and test this.”

But if Smith and Boucher are not part of 3TC why are their names swirling in this context? Welcome to the fiercely, sometimes unfairly, contested terrain of all things cricket in South Africa.

The suspension of CSA chief executive Thabang Moroe in December drew a line in the sand. In this scenario, Moroe and the interests of blacks in cricket stand on one side of that line while Smith — who is believed to have made accepting his appointment, also in December, conditional on Moroe’s removal — is on the other representing what blacks have called a white “coup”.

CSA have performed demonstrably better at operational level with Moroe out of the way. But 3TC’s inaugural fixture, the Solidarity Cup, a charity event which was scheduled for Centurion on Saturday, had to be postponed because express permission for it to be played had not been obtained from government. 

The exposure as false of Smith’s assertion during 3TC’s launch last Wednesday that “everything has been okayed” with government offered his enemies a weapon, which they might have used to fire the allegations about his and Boucher’s involvement in 3TC.

If so, the plot has clumsily conceived. As a source close to the situation told Cricbuzz on Tuesday: “It’s a one-off game where everything goes to charity. It would be the worst shareholding you could have.”  

3TC’s confirmed founders and shareholders include 1995 World Cup-winning Springbok captain Pienaar, cricket commentator Mark Nicholas, and banker Paul Harris, who originated the concept.

Cricbuzz understands that none of the shareholders currently earn any money from 3TC — one of them said they were working on the Solidarity Cup “pro bono, it’s all sweat equity” — but the company has been established as a professional entity and could conceivably turn a profit in future.

The copyright for 3TC’s rules is owned by Advent Sport Entertainment and Media, Pienaar’s group, whose stable includes the Cape Town Marathon and Varsity Sports, which runs competitions across nine codes. Pienaar has a personal stake in 3TC. Applications for trademarks have been made, and 3TC has registered itself and its format with the Format Recognition and Protection Association in the Netherlands. The format has been licenced to CSA for R1, or less than six US cents.

A single 3TC match features three teams, who face each of their opponents’ attacks for half their allotted overs. The team who score the most runs are declared gold medallists. It is hoped the format will help develop the game because it should give weaker teams the chance to play with and against stronger sides. 

The format has been developed over the past 22 months after Harris hit on the idea when he wanted to play cards with his wife and daughter in a game designed for two players only. 

Saturday’s game would have seen teams of eight players contest a match of 36 overs. Organisers aimed to raise up to USD170,000 for CSA’s hardship fund meant to benefit economic victims of the coronavirus pandemic.

But, at CSA’s presentation to the parliamentary sport, arts and culture committee on Friday, sports minister Nathi Mthethwa said: “You did come to us and cricket has been working very well with us‚ but while your request for June 27 has been processed it hasn’t been approved.

“There are things we need to do and there are ongoing consultations with the department of health. People are being tested and we would want the details of that if there’s an indication of any player who has tested positive. We are still processing it‚ so it mustn’t be put as if it is approved because it will pass here if it is approved.” 

In a release on Saturday the ministry said: “Upon receipt of the plans as required by the directions the minister must apply his mind as to whether sports bodies have complied with all the requirements as proclaimed in the directions. During the period of processing the plan, no sports body is allowed to resume training or playing.”

The fact that Centurion is in a coronavirus hotspot will only have complicated CSA’s request. Neither will the cause have been helped by seven positives for the virus being recorded from approximately 100 tests conducted by CSA’s six franchises. But Smith and Boucher, it seems, are not part of the problem.

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No permit, no play: CSA forced to delay 3TC

“It has become clear that more work is needed in preparation, including [government] approval.” – CSA admits they don’t have permission for 3TC.

TELFORD VICE | Cape Town

CRICKET is safe from 3TC. For now. The newest format of the game was to have been unveiled at Centurion next Saturday: three teams consisting of eight players each would have played a single match of 36 overs. But South Africa’s government has not approved the venture.

Centurion is in a coronavirus hotspot, which means Cricket South Africa (CSA) would need approval from the health ministry as well as the department of sport to use the venue for the match. Currently, they have neither. Despite repeated assurances from CSA director of cricket Graeme Smith at 3TC’s launch on Wednesday that “everything has been okayed” with government after extensive presentation and consultation, the match has been postponed.

“The operational teams behind the solidarity match and event partners in collaboration with CSA, 3TCricket and SuperSport met to consider the readiness to host the event on June 27,” CSA said in a release on Saturday. “Following this meeting it has become clear that more work is needed in preparation, including approval. A new date will be announced in due course.”

The match had been billed as the Solidarity Cup and was meant to raise funds for people in the game who have suffered financially because of the pandemic. The concept is the brainchild of multi-millionaire banker Paul Harris, who said he hit on the idea when he wanted to play cards with his wife and daughter in a game that was designed for two.

But the special provisions of 3TC — a team’s 12 overs at the crease would be split into blocks of six overs against each of their opponents’ attacks, and they would bat in order of their highest scores in the second half of their innings — threaten to complicate the format past the point where it remains a reasonable facsimile of cricket.

Still, with one of Harris’ companies sponsoring the event, the three teams each securing commercial backing, and SuperSport agreeing to cover the broadcast production costs, CSA couldn’t afford to look this gift horse in the mouth — especially as they are more cash-strapped now, because of Covid-19, than they were before, when they were projected to lose up to USD57.5-million by the end of the 2022 rights cycle.

But that’s no excuse for CSA to make the level of noise they made on Wednesday without having express approval to stage 3TC from the government of a state whose population is 19th on the global list of countries that have had the most cases of the virus. South Africa has been in various stages of lockdown since March 27, and although restrictions are being eased — chiefly because the economy is struggling — experts are adamant peak infection rate has not been reached.

On Wednesday, Smith said: “There are permits in place for players to be moving around now. We know that domestic travel has opened up for business purposes as well. We’ve been working very closely with the minister of arts and culture [and sport, Nathi Mthethwa]. We’ve presented extensive medical plans on the return to training and the return to play for professional non-contact sport. We have been gazetted and we’re excited to move forward. The best way to do that is with an opportunity to raise as much money as possible for everyone who has fallen on hard times.

“We’ve done an extensive amount of work. I lose track of how much we’ve presented to the ministry through the director general. We have submitted again post gazetting. We’ve got a meeting this afternoon with everybody again. We’re ready to go. We’ve worked together with government on this and we’re excited to have their support.

“We’ve presented our plans — from hotel to ground to stadium to zoning. Everything has been handled. It’s been cleared. The medical team are driving everything, and everything has been okayed.”

It appears that is not so, and so Smith has dented his standing as the antidote to much that is wrong with the way the game is run in the country. But South Africans who know cricket as a tussle between two XIs in innings of 20 or 50 overs, or until 10 wickets have fallen or a declaration has been made, won’t be unhappy that remains the case. For now.

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Three-card trick to restart cricket

“As a youngster, I always dreamt of being that last man standing and winning the game for your team.” – AB de Villiers does his bit to talk up 3TC.

TELFORD VICE | Cape Town

AS if the world wasn’t weird enough at the moment, cricket went a giant leap weirder on Wednesday. Behold, 3TC. You’re forgiven if your brain doesn’t immediately compute that as “three-team cricket”. Or maybe you’re too old. There’s little point in trying to understand it, but know that it could soon come to a screen near you. And that it’s nothing like anything you have ever seen. Or, if you think of dear old T20 as the game’s death star, nothing like anything you ever wanted to see.

Briefly, three teams of eight players compete against each other in a single match of 36 overs. Each team bats for a dozen overs, facing six overs from each of their opponents’ attacks. Bowlers are allotted three overs each.

In the second half of their innings, teams will bat in order of the highest scores made in the first half. The last batter will stand, meaning they stay at the crease after the fall of the seventh wicket and until they are dismissed. If a side are seven-down by the end of the first half of their innings, the last batter resumes in the second half.

At the end of all that, the teams are declared gold, silver and bronze winners according to the number of runs they have scored. In the event of a three-way tie it’s gold all round.

Other deviations from what we have come to recognise as the game of cricket have been omitted from this summary in the interests of retaining the interest of those readers who have put up with this piece so far.

The monster will escape Dr Frankenstein’s laboratory on June 27 and roam free at Centurion, where teams captained by Kagiso Rabada, Quinton de Kock and AB de Villiers will see how silly they can make themselves look trying to play a convoluted version of an already complicated game. All of South Africa’s major players except Dale Steyn, who has a back injury, and Dean Elgar, who would dislocate his jaw screaming blue murder about how he wasn’t going to subject himself to this indignity, are on the rosters.

Did someone say AB de Villiers? Does that mean he could be a step closer to unretiring for South Africa? “Decisions about involvement with CSA [Cricket South Africa] over the next 12 months haven’t been decided on yet,” De Villiers said during an online press conference on Wednesday held to launch 3TC. “That will happen over the next few months once we start playing cricket again. I have had some discussions with ‘Bouch’ [South Africa coach Mark Boucher] and [CSA director of cricket] Graeme [Smith] in the past few months but nothing has been decided yet. It would be silly to have made some decisions in the middle of the lockdown when no-one knows where we’re heading with cricket.” 

An event that displaces The Hundred as the market leader in the brave new world of bastardised cricket! The prospect of seeing Rabada, as creative student of the game as can be found, captain a group of eight players impersonating a team! Another non-committal burst from the chronically non-committal De Villiers!  

How the hell did we get here? Around a card table, it seems. To some, Paul Harris is a 41-year-old who played 37 Tests and three ODIs as a long-suffering slow left-armer in an attack built on pace, pace and more pace. To others, Paul Harris is a 69-year-old multi-millionaire banker — his worth was valued at USD200-million last month — who is a director of 22 companies, a non-executive director of two others, and the chair of the boards of two more.

“It’s as simple as playing cards with my family,” Harris the elder said during the press conference. “We were in three teams, and suddenly I said, ‘What about cricket?’. I’ve always been intrigued with how to develop the game. How do you actually get teams that perhaps aren’t as competitive as others into playing with the better teams? How do you get clubs and schools that haven’t got the facilities involved and competing at the highest level?

“That was the end of the card game, and off I went and spent hours and hours puzzling it out. Then I phoned these amazing people.” Some of them were also part of the presser, including Smith and Francois Pienaar, who also captained South Africa — on the rugby field, where he led his team to glory at the 1995 World Cup.

“Lots of others were also involved,” Harris said. “This was a team effort. That card game was with my daughter and wife playing, and I said, ‘What about me? Can’t I also play?’. That’s how it started.” 

Now we need to park our cynicism. One of Harris’ companies, data-only communications firm Rain, will sponsor 3TC — not a given for anything that smells of CSA — which will mark the first time players have padded up and marked out run-ups at a significant level in the country since March 15. The season would have ended in April, but the coronavirus pandemic has created an existential crisis that CSA would have been reckless, even by their standards, not to try and address. Hence we have the Solidarity Cup, which will, into the bargain, raise money for a hardship fund to help those in several areas of the game who have been by affected by the Covid-19 economic meltdown.

There was too much, too loud, too self-congratulatory hot and hairy hype at the press conference, not helped by the fact that it doubled as 3TC’s televised launch. At times facts were hard to find amid the flummery, and if anyone claims they know exactly how this is going to pan out they’re lying.

What we might not have is world class cricketers, who have been in various stages of lockdown since March 27, at the top of their game. “We’d be amiss to expect our players to be 100%,” Smith said. “They’ve done elements of training, but they haven’t been able to get the extensive cricket or outdoor training that normally we expect of them going into big contests.”

Pienaar backed up the man he called “captain Smith” by saying: “When we discussed the concept with the players some of them were nervous that they won’t be 100%. Chris Morris, for instance, said that he won’t be ready to bowl at 100%. I know ‘KG’ [Rabada] might not be ready, too, because of lockdown and not being able to train as hard as he wanted to. And so we’re saying to the public that these superstars are doing all of this for solidarity in a new format, and that they will not be 100%. It is a beta game and it needs to be seen as that.”

Will it even be that considering South Africa is currently at a lockdown level that prohibits group training and playing of non-contact team sport in coronavirus hotspot areas, and considering Centurion has been designated as such?

“There are permits in place for players to be moving around now,” Smith said. “We know that domestic travel has opened up for business purposes as well. We’ve been working very closely with the minister of arts and culture [and sport, Nathi Mthethwa]. We’ve presented extensive medical plans on the return to training and the return to play for professional non-contact sport. We have been gazetted and we’re excited to move forward. The best way to do that is with an opportunity to raise as much money as possible for everyone who has fallen on hard times.

“We’ve done an extensive amount of work. I lose track of how much we’ve presented to the ministry through the director general. We have submitted again post gazetting. We’ve got a meeting this afternoon with everybody again. We’re ready to go. We’ve worked together with government on this and we’re excited to have their support.

“We’ve presented our plans — from hotel to ground to stadium to zoning. Everything has been handled. It’s been cleared. The medical team are driving everything, and everything has been okayed.”

Even so, whether CSA have express permission from government to go ahead with the project remains unclear. Certainty on many aspects of life under lockdown is difficult to secure from authorities who, like those in many countries, are making the new rules up as they go along.

The better news is that all three teams have sponsors and that SuperSport have agreed to broadcast the match live and will cover the production costs. So CSA won’t lose money on the project. Indeed, they may yet make some.

“The goal is to have it televised worldwide,” Smith said. “We are in discussion with all of our broadcast partners at the moment. They have been starved of cricket as well.”

As has De Villiers, who last picked up a bat in earnest for the Melbourne Renegades in January. “As players we don’t know what to expect [from 3TC], but that makes it really exciting,” he said. “As a youngster, I always dreamt of being that last man standing and winning the game for your team. I hope I get the opportunity; to try manipulate the field and play with the bowler’s mind. The gladiatorial feel is going to be fantastic, where you can single-handedly find a way to win the game.”

As for Rabada: “It’s going to be a fun tournament. That’s really how I’m viewing it. It will be competitive, but it’s going to be fun.”  

And De Kock: “Tactics are going to be very different. I can’t wait, especially just to get out of my room and get onto the field again.”

There was too much, too loud, too self-congratulatory hot and hairy hype at the press conference, not helped by the fact that it doubled as 3TC’s televised launch. At times facts were hard to find amid the flummery, and if anyone claims they know exactly how this is going to pan out they’re lying.

But we do know that for three or so hours on June 27, weather and government permitting, something like live cricket — without veering too close to real cricket — will be on at least some of our screens.

We also know that Harris the banker and cricket tragic, not the bowler and tragic cricketer, is back in the game, albeit not back in office. In 2009 he headed one of the three CSA governance committees that discovered that a hefty bonus paid to the organisation by the BCCI as a reward for the slick staging of that year’s IPL at short notice had been smuggled through the books improperly. That led to the sacking of CSA’s then chief executive, Gerald Majola, and the restructuring of the board to include independent directors for the first time.

The gods know CSA could use more people like Harris in their structures right now. Who knows, if they play their cards right …

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Preview: Both teams have mountains to climb

“It’s important that we give players a fair chance, that they feel as if they belong. We’re telling him it’s in his hands.” – Faf du Plessis on Temba Bavuma’s omission.

TELFORD VICE in Cape Town

NOT only is Newlands at the heart of what Francis Drake called “the fairest cape in all the world”, it is also the fairest Test pitch in all of South Africa. That should allow England an honest chance to level the series with two to play, but they won’t find that easy. South Africa, their players still glowing after winning at Centurion on Sunday in the wake of five consecutive losses, are a team transformed.

Having had their ranks decimated by a virus — fully half of the touring party have been stricken at some stage — England had reason to believe they were almost out of those woods as they journeyed to Cape Town. But the probable enforced absence of Jofra Archer is the last thing they need. Or is it?

Archer took five wickets in the second innings at Centurion, but he went for a run a ball in the process — a significant factor in South Africa’s success. And, two days out, the Newlands pitch already had the look of a slower, browner surface than its counterpart up north. A day later much of grass had been shaved off, exposing evidence of cracks that, if the ground’s history rhymes in this match, probably won’t widen to the point where they become a factor. But by the time the first ball is bowled on Friday the surface may look like it’s already seen a day of action. It’s the first prepared for a Test by Ihtishaam Adams, the new groundskeeper, who would not be human if he didn’t want his debut to go all five days. Hence the slight departure from standard South African practise.

Certainly, Keshav Maharaj had his game face on in anticipation of a greater role in an extended bowling session in the nets on Thursday. And his preparation seems to have gone according to plan: Maharaj high-fived his personal consultant, Paul Harris, so hard that some of the strapping on his fingers flew off.  

That said, Ben Stokes didn’t seem daunted at the thought of trying to extract pace from the pitch. Not on the strength of the flick-flak he performed, apparently effortlessly, on the outfield during the warm-up for England’s training session on Thursday.

Both teams will know they are in for a keen contest. South Africa’s winning margin of 107 runs in Centurion was not a fair reflection of the closeness of the match. Without Quinton de Kock’s 95 in the first innings or the second-innings stand of 91 between Rassie van der Dussen and Anrich Nortjé, England might well have won. Only when Joe Root was dismissed to reduce the visitors to 232/6 in pursuit of 376 did the balance tilt decisively in South Africa’s favour.

If anything, Newlands will help narrow the margin between the teams. South Africa have won 26 Tests there and lost 20: starkly different from their record at Centurion, where they have lost only twice in 25 matches. The toss promises to be less important than at many grounds, what with the side batting first having won 22 times and teams batting second 24 times. Unsurprisingly, captains who have called correctly have chosen to bat in 46 of the 57 Tests played at Newlands.

That’s not to suggest that cricket at the ground has been as uniformly dignified as the seemingly flat top of nearby Table Mountain. Famously, South Africa were shot out for 96 in November 2011 — only for the home side to return the favour with interest by dismissing Australia for 47 in 18 overs. And all that after the Aussies had made 284 in the first innings — with Michael Clarke’s brilliant 151 the fulcrum — and before South Africa cruised to their target of 236 with eight wickets standing and Graeme Smith and Jacques Kallis celebrating undefeated centuries.

This time, expect plenty of appreciation for Vernon Philander, who is to retire at the end of the series and will thus play his last Test on his home ground. It was in that crazy game against Australia almost nine years ago that he announced himself in grand style, taking 3/63 and 5/15 on debut. This pitch might not suit what he brings to the party, but a party will be held in his honour regardless.

The England squad posed for a formal photograph in their whites on the outfield before Thursday’s training with Table Mountain as a backdrop. Just as the grey granite giant isn’t as flat as it looks from a distance, Newlands can present as many ups as downs for unsuspecting teams. England, for instance, haven’t won a Test here since January 1957. South Africa haven’t lost a Newlands Test since March 2014. But they won’t bank on that to get them up and over the mountain they will need to climb togo 2-0 up.

When: Friday January 3, 2020. 10:30am Local Time

Where: Newlands, Cape Town

What to expect: Runs, runs, runs, and sun, sun, sun. Along with stands that could easily be filled with more England fans than South Africa supporters, what with 12,000 Barmy Army members apparently around. The “sold out” signs for the first three days were up at the ground on Thursday, when only a few tickets were available for the fourth day.

Team news

South Africa: Faf du Plessis confirmed that the only change to South Africa’s XI would be the inclusion of Pieter Malan, the uncapped 30-year-old opener, in the place of Aiden Markram, who will miss the rest of the series after breaking a finger in the field in the first Test.

Confirmed XI: Dean Elgar, Pieter Malan, Zubayr Hamza, Faf du Plessis, Rassie van der Dussen, Quinton de Kock, Dwaine Pretorius, Vernon Philander, Keshav Maharaj, Kagiso Rabada, Anrich Nortjé

England: An elbow injury to Jofra Archer has complicated England’s plans and means they will make a decision on the balance of the side on the morning of the game. With Jack Leach not yet recovered from the sickness bug that has ravaged the squad, Dom Bess is a chance to come in as a spin option. If Archer is fit, and Bess is included, one of Stuart Broad or James Anderson might miss out. Ollie Pope, who missed the first Test due to illness, will come back into the team at number six in place of Jonny Bairstow. The visitors’ injury/illness situation was compounded late on Thursday when Rory Burns suffered an ankle injury while playing football. Zak Crawley could receive an 11th hour summon to the XI.

Possible XI: Rory Burns, Dom Sibley, Joe Denly, Joe Root, Ben Stokes, Ollie Pope, Jos Buttler, Sam Curran, Dom Bess, Stuart Broad, James Anderson

What they said

“It’s important that we give players a fair chance, that they feel as if they belong. We’re telling him it’s in his hands. With opening batters you can’t just throw anyone in there, and the last time Rassie opened for the Lions was a long time ago.” – Faf du Plessis explaining why the injured Temba Bavuma’s replacement at No. 5 at Centurion, Rassie van der Dussen, is being retained in that position and not bumped up to an opening berth. Even though Bavuma, the vice-captain, has passed a fitness test. 

“It’s been frustrating throughout but these things happen in sport. You’ve got to manage them as best we can, and we are trying to make sure that if anyone does pick up illness or injury then they are fit and ready to go as soon as possible.” – Joe Root on England’s ongoing struggle to put 11 fit players on the field.

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Steady Van der Dussen ready to go

“Ten years ago I was here helping out in the changeroom as a, sort of, 14th man.” – likely Centurion Test debutant Rassie van der Dussen reflects on how far he’s come.

TELFORD VICE in Cape Town

EVERYTHING about Rassie van der Dussen in his interaction with the press in Centurion on Friday said he was ready to make his Test debut against England on Thursday. He didn’t so much answer questions as cover drive them with the same crisp clarity he employs at the crease, and he splashed colour into the conversation with a deft reverse sweep of a story.

“It’s something I’ve worked towards for long, especially over the last few years. In franchise cricket I really tried to be consistent and play big innings to remind the selectors that I can play the red-ball format as well. So when I got the call-up it was quite significant.”

So far so standard cricketer talk. But then: “It was the 16th [of December], and you get memories on your phone from Facebook from previous years about what happened. And it showed that 10 years ago I was here helping out in the changeroom as a, sort of, 14th man. And that’s where I met [Mark] Boucher, [Jacques] Kallis, [Graeme] Smith … all these guys. And I had the whites on and I think I fielded for two or three overs.

“That memory came up from 10 years ago. South Africa were playing England right here. It made me reflect on the journey. I’m really happy.”

None of the South Africans who played in the first match of that drawn series will be in Thursday’s XI, but four of them are now the most prominent members of the team’s radically restructured support staff. Smith is the acting director of cricket with Boucher the coach, Kallis the batting consultant, and Harris serving — for several months now, team sources say — as a mentor to Keshav Maharaj.

To find South Africans who know how to beat England at home you have to go back to Boucher and Kallis. They played in the 1999-00 rubber, the last time that happened. Despite his impressive record as a captain, and his reputation for ending his England counterparts’ careers, Smith couldn’t engineer victory over them in two series in his own backyard. After another traumatic World Cup and an abjectly poor performance in a Test series in India, South Africa would seem badly positioned to try and end their dry run against the English. The same script was followed in 2015: following a dramatic World Cup exit they were beaten in India and returned home to lose to England.

Van der Dussen represents hope that the turnaround is imminent, not least because his World Cup wasn’t as disappointing as several of his peers’. Among the South Africans, only Faf du Plessis scored more runs than his 311 in six innings, with three half-centuries. Van der Dussen came home after the drawn T20 series in India in September to score two half-centuries and an undefeated 154 in five innings for the Lions in first-class matches. He faced 552 balls and batted for more than 14 hours for those runs: if he isn’t ready to step up into the Test arena, at 30 and with 189 innings of experience to draw from, no-one is.

“In the other formats you can hide some of your weaknesses and get away with it, whereas in Test cricket there’s nowhere to hide,” he said. “I’m really looking forward to that challenge. I’ve gone fairly well in the other two formats, and my next big challenge is to become a three-format player. Every level you go up there’s different challenges, but the fundamentals stay the same. I’m going to have to be at my very best every moment and every ball that I’m out there; challenge myself every ball that I’m out there to be there for the next ball.

“Having spent a lot of my career opening the batting in red-ball cricket has allowed me to play any role — batting at four, coming in when there’s two wickets down in the first two overs. So I’m used to facing the new ball.

“But batting four or five in the middle order in the last two or three years has allowed me to open up my game, to be more attacking, and to transfer more pressure onto the bowlers, with the ball older and not doing as much. And maybe coming in and facing spin. I’d like to think that I’m adaptable. That’s what I try to do.”

Van der Dussen averages 60.12 as an opener at first-class level — significantly higher than his career mark of 44.39 — but he is likely to replace Temba Bavuma, who has a hip injury, at No. 5 on Thursday.

“It sounds so simple, but when you go out to bat the only things you need to deal with is the next ball. That takes mental energy; to cut everything out and realise all that you must do is face the next ball and succeed.”

Sometimes it’s not what you say, it’s how you say it. And if Van der Dussen cover drives with the intent he showed talking to the press on Friday, Centurion will be blessed to see him.

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Some pillow talk to ease Maharaj’s disappointment

Spinners become specialist fielders at Newlands.

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TELFORD VICE in London

KESHAV Maharaj is a good humoured young man who was probably not at all bothered about being left out for the second Test against Pakistan at Newlands on Thursday.

At least, outwardly. But when he is safely behind the door of his hotel room he might let his guard down and punch a pillow. Or two. Or three. Even four.

Hotel rooms posh enough to host international cricket teams always have too many pillows.

But how come one spinner is too many for an international cricket team?

Maharaj will have heard, from senior figures in the dressingroom, about simply being the right horse on the wrong course. Bad luck mate.

He will have been reassured that his place is not in any way under threat, that he remains South Africa’s first-choice spinner.

And he probably believes it. What choice did he have when an all-pace attack reduced the Pakistanis to 54/5 inside 20 overs and then dismissed them for 177 in two sessions? But he doesn’t have to like it.

Newlands harbours the least South African of all South Africa’s Test pitches. Overhead conditions can make the ball swing like on old-fashioned jazz band, but the surface tends to show empathy for all who play on it.

Plodders and pyrotechniacs with the bat, fast bowlers fabulous, fastidious and fair, and spinners of every sort: all have their role to play on those 22 yards of justice.

So, why no Maharaj?

After he’s punched as many pillows as he wants he might feel a little better about things to know that it could have been worse.

In four innings of the 32 previous Tests at Newlands since readmission South Africa’s selected spinners have been selected and then left to stew in their sweaters — not called on to turn an arm over, not even for the traditional over before an interval — while the quicks took all the wickets.

Twice, against Sri Lanka in January 2001 and Zimbabwe in March 2005, the spurned spinner was Nicky Bojé.

He was Imran Tahir against Australia in November 2011 and Robin Peterson against New Zealand in January 2013.

Mercifully, then, Maharaj can go to bed knowing he wasn’t sent out there as a specialist fielder.

Captains will protest that they are hardly going to toss the ball to a slow poisoner when the fast bowlers are rattling through a line-up, and they’re right. But still …

At that point Maharaj should stop thinking and turn out the light. Because if he dwells further on the subject he might remember that South Africa won all four of the matches in which they sidelined their spinner for an entire innings.

And won them properly: three by an innings and three in three days. Against the Zimbos all deeds were done inside two days.

In five other Newlands Tests South Africa haven’t bother picking a proper slow bowler — JP Duminy doesn’t count — and won three of them.

Paul Harris stands alone as South Africa’s only spinner to claim a five-wicket haul at Newlands since the end of isolation.

It put Harris among Shane Warne, Saeed Ajmal and Harbhajan Singh as the only spinners to celebrate five wickets in an innings in Cape Town in the modern era.

Harris’ career-best 6/127 against Australia in March 2009 completed a haul of 9/161, which is also his best performance in a match.

Thing is, he got through 42.5 overs of hard work in the second dig for his half-dozen scalps. Of the other five bowlers used only Dale Steyn sent down more than 20 in an innings of 121.5. The captain was Jacques Kallis, which perhaps explains why he bowled only 10.

Harris wouldn’t have hit any pillows that night. Maybe once: with his head.